wet willie

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

by gogoppl October 1, 2010

wet back

A condition that afflicts women who like to have sex in the woods.

I shagged Laura in the bushes last night and sent her home with a wet back. I think she had some poop on her too. But I didn't care.

by Yentruoc March 27, 2007

wet cows

Whom D-man claims writes on apartment walls.

Schwedy: "Who the hell wrote that on our wall?"
D-man: "It was clearly the wet cows."

by Atizzle February 11, 2008

Wet Noodle

when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.

The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.

by Bryce Hansem December 29, 2016

Wet Baby

A handjob done in a hottub.

Megan was in the hottub with anthony and all the sudden pulled down his pants and gave him a wet baby

by holl@tm3 December 8, 2011

wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond

Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone

by Wet texting December 11, 2016

wet blanket

a noun used to describe a person, place or thing that is experiencing an overwhelming feeling of discomfort and disappointment.

Joe: "Did you see that Phillies game last night?"
Mary: "Yeah, what a mess! I couldn't believe the weather."
Joe: "I know, so disappointing. The whole city is a wet blanket now."

by roxy23dc March 7, 2009