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waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.
Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!
by auralian July 20, 2019
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Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.
Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.
by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021
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Waffling

"Waffling is like when you reach a certain threshold where the words you're saying don't add enough significant value to the impact of your idea to the point where you should just stop talking. Like if you're waffling its like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again and it like doesn't mean anything."
"What is bro waffling on about" in response to someone speaking without saying anything
by WhatIsBroYappingOnAbout November 2, 2023
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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
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Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.
Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.
by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020
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Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something
‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”
by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021
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Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information
Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”
by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023
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