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anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017
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Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information
Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”
by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023
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waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form
who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
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waffle out

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.
by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014
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waffle orgy

A sexual performance, Involving 3 or more living things. The male or masculine figure jams his holy white liquid into all and every hole on the female body. These holes include but are not limited to ( vagina, ass, ears , nose, mouth, and eye sockets.
Hey daddy, lets have a waffle orgy with the reindeer and our daughter
by DonaldFuckHillary December 11, 2017
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