e-dating

maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.

''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''

by ccfvr August 21, 2021

Sean E.

A very sexy Swedish man most infamous known for his references to memes and Reddit posts.

Dave Chapelle: "I can't believe Sean E. has a Wikipedia article about him."

by Pretty cool glass of water March 18, 2021

S/E

Term used to describe any consensual sexual encounter(s) between individuals of legal age. Primarily used by those in their 30's and above due to them being too DAMN old to say shit like "hook-up"(s)

I had to clean my bedroom because Nikki is coming over later tonight for a......S/E 🤫🤭

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

e-jinks

An e-jinks occurs when 2 people online chatting and send an identical message at the same time. Once the e-jinks has been called out the one who was jinks cannot respond until the jinks has been lifted. Thus enduring the mundane details of the other's life, day, sexual history, etc.

B: im so happy for them!!!!!!!
R: im so happy for them!

B: e-jinks

B: guess what I did today?
B: oh no guesses?? Well let me start from the beginning
B: I woke up to a train, fell back asleep, another train slightly woke me, but it wasn't until the 3rd train that I actually got up
B: made coffee
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B: and then I started talking you, R
R: you are bloody boring

by sallylabets September 11, 2011

e-shoes

A prototype of a sole that generated electricity but failed and exploded after taking five steps
it can be used for either:
1.an insult
2.a failed idea

definition1
person1:You have no life whatsoever. Try getting one on ebay.
person2:Oh yeah? Well suck my E-shoes
defintion2
Person1:How's your product going.
Person2:It's an e-shoe all right.

by parzival_the_great:) May 27, 2018

e-pissed

bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.

shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!

by Nick1401 December 25, 2007

e-boy

Simply said, an emo boy. Often attracts VSCO girls, e-girls, gay guys, and other girls who think they are cool but really aren't.

Patricia: Did you hear that Stephen got a perm?!
Kate:Yeah he also got his ears pierced! OMGoodness he is such an e-boy!
Jeff: Although I am straight, I would be gay for him.

by nun-of-ur-buinness January 24, 2020