Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022

Slipe'n'Slide

Getting out a Slipe'n'Slide and covering it with lube instead of water. The person at the end lays legs spread eagle with their asshole stretched wide, another person then runs and slides down the lubed up Slipe'n'Slide head first into the wide butthole.

"Awh man Susan and I did the Slipe'n'Slide last night, got in passed my shoulders!! New personal record!!"

by send_h3lp January 12, 2022

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Stonydelph Slip'n'slide

When you're nailing a skank from Tamworth who's had at least 6 kids and you slip out of her soggy minge and slide into her dirtbox and she doesn't bat a fucking eye.

You know that Debbie from Asda? She's right filth! Bit of wiff and she was on me like a tramp on chips. Ended up giving her a Stonydelph Slip'n'slide

by LizDaniels785 March 22, 2022

Plop and Slide

When a stingray gives birth and the fetus plops on the ground and continues to slide into life.
Or any movement resembling the above.

Regan did the plop and slide in the snow yesterday.

by ApersonWhoShallNotBeNamed March 28, 2022

The Dark Slide

This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!

Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.

by jrpgkin May 9, 2022

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022