Scooter Nuke 

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.

Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

Scooter Nuke by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

Scooting my pooch 

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

Scooting my pooch by SergioV June 28, 2022

Scooter Boy 

A boy that uses a scooter.

Typically one that has a scooter that is silver and runs smoothly.

“Look its another Scooter boy!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”

Scooter Boy by heeeheeeee July 18, 2022

SHOOT ME 

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

SHOOT ME by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022

SCOOT SCOOT

The name for a scooter when u forget the name of a scooter

Person1: i fell of my scoot scoot
Person2: what is a scoot scoot
Person1: i forgot what the name of the scoot scoot is

Person2: lol
Person1: oh scooter

SCOOT SCOOT by jondawx July 23, 2022

Shoot-n-scoot 

A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.

I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.

Shoot-n-scoot by JWBS July 24, 2022

scoot the chewie 

A term is used to describe when a person leaves work for the day.

tell you what fellas, I think it's time to scoot the chewie

scoot the chewie by oldmate123 August 2, 2022