Pasty Pioneer

A funny thing to call white people

Blud is such a pasty pioneer ☠️☠️☠️

by vigsfigs August 1, 2023

pastapizza

The most atrocious food knows to man, often causing people to kill themselves upon eating.

“He ate a pastapizza, then he died a horrible death!”

by StopPastapizza August 24, 2023

pasteclia

An annoying salty homophobic person who pesters people for things until the other person eventually does get sick of it.

Also the person tends to get kicked out of places easily.

Dude, you're legit being a pasteclia right now, please fix yourself.

Disrespectfully, you are being a pasteclia right now.

by skidibiland July 14, 2024

Pastelzinho

Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.

Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.

by petthewolves August 12, 2024

Pastrami Is

Because James Allen said so

Pastrami is a three legged vsexy animal why because JA said so

by Gwa gorgeous September 21, 2023

Pastrami

Three Legged Sexy Animal why

Pastrami Because JA Said So

by Gwa gorgeous September 21, 2023

Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023