punch her in the pants

to have sex with a woman

After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants

by gitch65 November 27, 2012

Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 5, 2013

Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.

"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"

by jag0041200 October 7, 2011

smarty barby pants

The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.

-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.

by dskjndU December 30, 2021

Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a lillte finger tap dancing

While watching her stud neighbor remove the cylinder heads from the 1987 Chrysler 5th Ave, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants.

by anonymous April 4, 2022

pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.

So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.

by YAWA November 20, 2020

cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.

Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021