Poop Tease 

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

Poop Tease by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

Poop scum 

1. The scum, or remains, of feces.

2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.

example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!

example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!

Poop scum by elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010

Poop Pub 

The magazines often found under the bathroom sink, used by men around the world to pass time while they take care of business.

Ralph searched through the poop pubs hoping to find just the right one to help pass the time.

Poop Pub by Girl racer November 26, 2010

Poop Labeling 

Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective

An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.

Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret

Poop Labeling by youngify March 19, 2011

poop catcher 

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

poop catcher by thefashionpolice May 12, 2011

Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."

Poop and Swoop by Carbomb September 28, 2011

poop air 

A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.

After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"

poop air by CheeseCutterVT January 26, 2012