Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
Get the to pimpmug. After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.
by lulu_officially December 24, 2024
Get the pimp lincolnmug. by Lyssa.Uchiez November 17, 2016
Get the Pimpnessmug. Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.
Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕
by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025
Get the pimp my pizzamug. a guy who has his adult dancer girlfriends pay him cash and he in turn uses his credit cards to pay their bills online and accrue all of the cash back points
dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!
by forever creepin' June 25, 2023
Get the Points Pimpmug. Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Shifty pimpingmug. an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
by fuckor November 1, 2020
Get the pimpmug.