Moon boots

When u get geeked up both ways!!!! Roll a bowl of speed and then immediately smoke some good ganja. This feeling experienced is the same as an astronaut slipping on his boots.

Hey man you got your moon boots on tonight. Yeah man been up for three days haven't taken my moon boots off

by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015

Moon monkey

A person of African heritage or black decent

Shaniquia is a moon monkey

by Chris2020 December 9, 2021

Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023

Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon

I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.

by Chief gape November 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls

"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."

by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024

Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Bad Moon

When you go to moon someone and there is shit on your ass

OH NO was mooning someone and it turned into a Bad Moon

by Mahbobeh May 27, 2023