John Kerry

A loser who deserved to lose the election. His party makes lame excuses for his lost.

John Kerry did another embarrasing thing today.

by Zeratul4324 June 5, 2005

John Trojan

a "John Trojan" is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.

See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.

A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.

Girl: Omg, he wouldn't stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his dick was. What a douchebag.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.

by iainttellin March 2, 2011

Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

John Mellencamp

A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".

"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"

Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!

Other cool guy: Ouch!!

Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.

by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017

John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.

Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"

by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017

John kim

A fake ass bitch who can’t rap and is obsessed with a single girl and confessed twice

Dude that guy John Kim is a piece of shit

by Ifuckinghatemen6969 July 5, 2018

John Wick

John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!

guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !

by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 24, 2019