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Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.
Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?
by Woody People November 24, 2021
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strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014
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rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots
Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...
by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021
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Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday
by Squish22 May 4, 2022
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chase wood

definition 1: someone who is denying being gay. definition 2: an absolute chad with humongous steel balls. chase wood is someone great at everything. legends say that he beat melania fists only, hitless on rune level 1.
definition 1: hugo is so zesty. hes acting like chase wood. definition 2: omg i just got an ace. i am litterly chase wood
by peter hans September 24, 2023
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nathan allen wood

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.
by Swamp chic May 23, 2022
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timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.
Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."
by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013
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