A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.
My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.
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Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.
Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.
Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
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A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.
A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.
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person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
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Get the internet-lisp mug.An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.
It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
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Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies
Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here
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