Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

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Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

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Shad Nut

A person who generally tends to try too hard to be funny. Such as, yelling out random things in class, saying cringy shit. Also likes to fish and and the fish likes them back.

"You see that kid over there, he's a total shad Nut."

by ThatBoiJW April 9, 2019

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A sack of nuts. There are many types of nuts, such as coconuts, peanuts, almonds, cashews, and you can actually collect and carry the nuts around in a special bag called a nut sack. Once you're ready to eat them, you can also stick the nuts into your mouth! But be careful, you might choke!

"I brought my nut sack to work yesterday."
"Where is it? Can I see?"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

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Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

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