Holyshmoly

Basically the same as, "Holy Sh*t"

Just censored and a bit catchier.

"Holyshmoly that girl was hot!"

by cuhreedah October 24, 2008

HOlympics

Sporting event in which lewd, lascivious, and otherwise slutty hoes compete in events such as the Burmingham Bootie Call, Ho-Vault, and Dirty Sanchez. Prizes include a tube of pink glitter lipstick, cell phone skins featuring cartoon characters (such as tweety bird in a bikini), 22" rims, halter tops and an assortment of false eyelashes. Winners are determined by pimps, losers get choked.

<Steve> Hey Bill, are you going watch the HOlympics on ESPN this weekend?

<Bill> Yes, looking forward to it, Steve. Did you see Cherry Pie in the Ho-Vault prelims last week? She's great at handling that pole.

by MMEPL March 4, 2009

holyrock

A name... A name so rare, so random that only a few in the world (at most) have it... The person writing this has it..... If others are out there, God bless you

Hey HolyRock , what kind of idiot are you?

by THE HOLYROCKER February 12, 2018

Holyoke

In western Massachusetts. Highest pregnancy rate, highest std ratings, in Massachusetts. Birthplace of volleyball. A lot of gangs, and crack addicts, and prostitutes.

It sucks that I live in Holyoke

by Snoopii2191 February 1, 2009

HOLYSHIT

More like an expression; Extremely Surprised/Shocked. Unbelievable.

HOLYSHIT, it's a dinosaur!
HOLYSHIT, MUM'S BACK!

by KenXtreme July 24, 2010

evander holyfield

the man who knocked out mike tyson

Evander holyfield got a TKO on iron mike!

by vanillqa midget August 20, 2006

holylumpinlamentablefuck

A series of words arranged to make the best ever cry of anguish. It is pronounced as follows
Holy Lumpin Lamentable Fuck

This originates from Scotland coming from the most feared woman in all Scottish history. The great Jane Teevan.

"Hey Janie, Barrys eatin all your cheesey pasta"

"He's done whiiit. NO no no HOLYLUMPINLAMENTABLEFUCK I am gonnie fuckin brain the fat bastart.Baaaaarrrryyy c'mere ya stupid fuckin prrick."

by amydingleberry August 21, 2006