Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

by JessusAngel December 16, 2019

Holy Rolaids

An antacid swear word

Steve stop boasting holy rolaids.— CJ Fuller House

by SC18 June 30, 2022

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.

John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."

by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023

holy vayne suc

The holy vayne suc is when you pour holy water down a persons chest and then let it run down their body until you can succ it from their privates.

Bro 1: OMG! I want do try the Holy vayne suc. It sounds so hot my dude

Bro 2: imma need to ask my gf if she would let me do the Holy vayne suc

by A nervous leader August 14, 2018

Holy Schnizzle

the Jesus version of saying holy shit

Holy Schnizzle choccy milk is good!

by mhooks January 2, 2017

THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE

YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY

by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022