gay paradox

Gay paradox is another phrase for time fuck.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.

If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a gay paradox.

by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008

Call in gay

1. A form of protest wherein people boycott work/shopping to show the importance of gay people to the economy;

2. When a guy makes plans to go out with his friends, but then backs out at the last moment with a poor excuse.

1. "John and Sally are going to call in gay today and go to the Prop 8 rally downtown."

2. Bill: "Where's Dave, happy hour is almost over!"
Tom: "He called in gay. Said he had a headache."

by oz115 December 20, 2008

Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.

Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'

by Dan December 29, 2003

Gay Dan

a gay guy named dan, aka a stunningly georgous homosexual, with friends that call him Gay Dan

I am Gay Dan damnit, and you better remember that shit when I say that shit, b*tch.

by eeebee January 31, 2008

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket

He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.

by mel October 28, 2004

gay stick

Parallel formation to the proverbial ugly stick. Something may be hit or beaten with this stick and be bestowed with the attribute 'gay'.

Why is Pete wearing so much pink? Did someone beat him with the gay stick?

by ChrisM July 24, 2004

gay blade

Slang term for a flamboyantly gay man; a "flamer" as opposed to a normal gay man

by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003