gay

A man who is a big, whiney baby.
For example, a man who won't crawl under the house to fix something because it is dirty and there are spiders, but will let his wife do it. That's gay.
by overall8 October 31, 2011
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Gay-z

1)A fake ass simp who, rises to fame in hip-hop in the absence of greatness. (The deaths of Tupac and Biggie). also, A punk who couldn't get nothin on while the great ones had the WHOLE DAMN GAME ON LOCK, but manages to steal other peoples styles and re-arrange his weak raps to rise to stardom above other weak ass rappers in a watered down time of hip hop. All of whom are long gone i.e. Master P and others
2)A sissy ho, who pretends to be harder than he is i.e. Ja-Fool, and raps like a hard ass in his lyrics behind glass in the studio but could'nt walk down any block in any hood and not get the pissed slapped out of him.
3)A self proclaimed mogul, who feeds off the ignorant and impresionable young people to get rich by selling wack ass crap that wouldn't sell in any deptartment store if it was'nt for his name. (Try selling that crap in places where people have "real" money and "taste").
4) A washed up, arrogant, yesterday rapper who still believes he is relavant by believing he is better than Biggie ever was, when in fact he is not better than rappers alive today like NAS, Eminem, and Lil Wayne.
5) A clown ass nursery rhyme rapper who wishes his raps had real content in them like NAS, Chuck D, KRS-1, Rakim and other true legends of hip hop
6)A Queen Victoria fancy ass punk who wishes his raps had real hard stuff like Scarface,Tupac, and Bun B.
6)A hatin ass snake who attempts to diss on rappers that are (A)relavent today, (B) Hot, (C)more creative than him, by saying proposterous things like "he isn't as good as me cuz he ain't put out a classic yet" when speaking of arguably two of the best in MC's in the game right now like Kanye West and Lil Wayne.
7) A rapper who sucks i.e. Ja Rule, Snow, Vanilla Ice
1)That paper bag got wet. Damn it's as soft as "Gay-z"
2)Man my girl gave me some last night! Her nana was almost as soft and wet as "Gay-z" Nah never mind. Nothing is that soft.
by Truth-1 The Great Prince January 30, 2009
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Gay centipede

A circle of at least four erect gay men each one standing behind each other, stick their dicks into the rectum of the person in front. If there are enough participants a circle is created.
Ben got the lube so its time for a gay centipede session
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gay couple

Two guys who don't care about what other people think, because love is love ACCEPT THAT
OMG that gay couple is so sweet
by The-truth-teller February 04, 2015
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Call in gay

1. A form of protest wherein people boycott work/shopping to show the importance of gay people to the economy;

2. When a guy makes plans to go out with his friends, but then backs out at the last moment with a poor excuse.
1. "John and Sally are going to call in gay today and go to the Prop 8 rally downtown."

2. Bill: "Where's Dave, happy hour is almost over!"
Tom: "He called in gay. Said he had a headache."
by oz115 December 15, 2008
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gay paradox

Gay paradox is another phrase for time fuck.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.
If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a gay paradox.
by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008
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Gay It Up

The process by which a normal situation is made into a more homosexual one.

A bloke who meets his guy mates down the pub to watch football and get rowdy but ends up getting them to talk about feelings and give advice has successfully managed to gay the evening right up.

A girl who meets her girlie mates down the pub to talk about feelings and give advice but ends up getting them to watch football and get rowdy has just managed to gay the evening right the fuck up.
guy- "We're not going to the Red Lion, that's Rory's local. Last time we went in there, he had us giving him advice on jeans, remember? This is gonna be a good night, as long as we don't let anyone gay it up"

girl- "Is Julie coming? I don't want another evening gayed up because she wants to watch fuckin'shit utd play"
by MagickDio May 13, 2010
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