flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

flapatus

When a person is mean to a girl for seemingly no reason usually referring to them as a gobbler or telling them to sit on one.
This term is usually aimed at blacksmiths or homosexuals for some reason.

Hey shut up alf, you flapatus!

by flapatus fan November 27, 2012

flapy jacks

fat people jumping jacks.

Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)

by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012

flapback

A type of cap with a flap of material hanging down the back to cover the neck from sun exposure. Also referred to as a Legionnaire hat.

Dude, that flapback looks rad!

Man, this flapback will prevent skin cancer and make me look cool at the same time!

by therealdeal.com October 6, 2013

flaptism

Flat baptism. A party to celebrate the mass baptism of an entire flat group of students.

"Wow, Jimmy's flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!"

by jimsparty January 27, 2014

flapjob

When a previously obese person who has recently lost a lot of weight rubs you off with the loose, hanging skin that results from rapid weight loss.

That chick from the biggest loser could probably give one hell of a flapjob!

by CloppinTime February 5, 2014

flappydigger

A girl who only dates men with high scores on Flappy Bird.

"Dude, did you hear about Genevieve? She's such a flappydigger"
"Yeah, I heard she only dates guys with a high score of 50 or more..."

by Flaptastic February 6, 2014