Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.

Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.

by anonymous January 12, 2023

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Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

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Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

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Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".

- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.

by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024

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