floppy lima bean 

An insult for a loserish person.

You are such a floppy lima bean.

floppy lima bean by ari-safari January 16, 2005

dirty garbanzo bean 

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

dirty garbanzo bean by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

Puerto Rican Bean Dipper 

To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.

Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.

Puerto Rican Bean Dipper by The Hardbod July 16, 2008

blubber-bean 

Does it really need a definition? u get everything about it from its name. Its a bean. Made of blubber. A blubber-bean. God knows what genious made that up. Usually feasted on by mr and mrs walrous and other such blubbery-sea mammals. If implanted into an animals left eye.A blubber-tree will grow. many blubber-pods grow on these trees, these then magicaly turn into cacti and then dissolve. The matter left from this is a blubber bean. The whole cycle then starts again. Of course, if there is a nearby eye.

Hey, i grew a blubber tree today!
Oh cool! what flavour?
Blubber you idiot!
Find a nice eye for it?
Yeah its ok i guess.I named my tree Janice you know.
My, what a pretty name! What about the blubber-bean?
POTATO!

blubber-bean by Lewis Palmer August 20, 2006

queef-bean 

a bean that queefs

"Margolis, your such a queef-bean!"

queef-bean by sam56sha56 October 19, 2008

Mean Bean 

1. n. A term for a woman's clitoris when she is turned on.
2. n. An actual Ladyboner

see: n. Bean
see: n. Ladyboner

Woman: "Whew, I woke up with a mean bean when I had that dream about Channing Tatum making out with Brad Pitt"

Me: "Ew."

Mean Bean by Tubbles April 24, 2014

chalupa bean 

the clitoris, especially when visible through tight pants

She had such a bad camel toe that I could even see her chalupa bean!

chalupa bean by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005