mike starcher

A Gay fat Hog

Looks like a Mike starcher mud pit behind your house, do you own livestock?

by Mr. Alimony November 11, 2019

Mike Gulf'd

When have just enough money to buy your teammates back but you grab an ammo box instead.

I thought we were coming back but our teammate Mike Gulf'd us at the buy station.

by Nifarius February 26, 2021

Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 04, 2010

Spicy Mike

A guy who crosses personal boundaries even though you’ve clearly set them.

That guy in the blazer is such a Spicy Mike! He kept grabbing me by the waist even though I kept stepping away!

by Nicolina56 November 15, 2022

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009

mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night

I got a Mike Xiao last night.

by IHaveADickInUrMom January 31, 2016

Mike Snyder

Hottest man alive

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”

by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 09, 2022