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Kevin

Ts kinda kevin ngl
by Tungsten_eater9000 April 20, 2025
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
The name Kevin: Gross
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
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Kevin Fuentes

A being or animal if you will that incapable of thinking with a brain, albeit the brain is smoother than his forehead.
This person is so Kevin Fuentes.
by KevinGenderFluidLover July 28, 2021
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Kevin

A big gypo who’s afraid of needles and wants to get Covid
Paul wouldn’t hold Kevin’s hand so Kevin didn’t get the vaccine
by GehshJdjfhsh November 24, 2021
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Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria
Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once
by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021
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Kevin

by Asher (kevins bf) December 23, 2022
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