an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone
Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner
a dick is a wonderful thing
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner
a dick is a wonderful thing
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When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
Get the dick wiping thing mug.Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.
Also known as a BD
This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.
A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.
A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
Also known as a BD
This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.
A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.
A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
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