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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
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Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)
by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024
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dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking
Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.
by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024
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Charlemagne's dick size

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis
look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.
by endangereddingus May 23, 2024
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tricycle dick

When the male genitalia, specifically the penis, is the same size as the males scrotum
“That boy Trey got a tricycle dick“
“Damm, feel bad for whoever Trey i
by TheseBallsRLife May 25, 2024
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