shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Urban Dick Auctionary

Words with friends 2

Urban Dick Auctionary

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dick Parrot

When one make tries to mimic another male’s big duck energy.

“He thinks he’s hotter than other guys, but he’s just a dick parrot”

by BootyMcGeeShe December 24, 2021

Skunk Dick

When a guy (usually indian) I being an asshole.

Alyssa: can you believe how rude rajh was being when he was fixing my computer

Ben: I know, what a Skunk Dick

by Mq Gucci gang June 8, 2019

nic dick

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.

his shit was foul ik he got nic dick

by h3rb June 10, 2022

Dick lupus

A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said

In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus

by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021