3 holes for dick

A soulless half a woman with no personality and unable to control emotions with traits such as being able to be jealous of other women and body shamed so all it is good for is it's holes that a penis can fit in

Shut your mouth with that lady talk, you 3 holes for dick

by Zeitgeist997 April 26, 2025

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022

loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.

Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.

by Momdix April 7, 2017

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016

Dick Fingers

When I Guy dose not wash his hands after touching his penis (from using the restroom or masturbating)

Boys should always wash your hands after touching yourself because they could have dick fingers

by Dr_jurassic July 25, 2021

Dick Wristing

Like "Dick Facing" someone but using Apple Watch's Digital Touch to send a sketch of a dick to someones wrist.

"Erick just got his new Apple Watch and he has been "dick wristing" all of his friends that have one. He's quite the artist!"

by dormantdemon June 1, 2015

Lava Dick

LAVA SHIT DICK- when inserting male member in female anal cavity and low and behold you didn’t know she had diarrhea and you pull out to a hot steamy shitty dick..

Example : My buddy had lava dick after he banged her asshole out.. it was covered in hot shit

by Dicky Small June 22, 2022