Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

vacation dick

A large dick that's nice to look at and great for one night but not everyday. A no anal dick

In South Padre I'm going to scope out a vacation dick on the beach. -single woman or a hoe

by Stick287 June 17, 2016

Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick

Is u dick crazed or what

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Pinocchio Dick

Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.

Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!

by Nonna biz! September 26, 2021

Dick woman

A chick with dick

I am a dick woman

by Tiger is retarded May 21, 2023