vacation dick

Dick that you only hook up with once every while, because it is extraordinary in size.

Damn, last night I hooked up with a vacation dick.

by typo127 June 14, 2016

Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.

"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"

by B1992 June 29, 2016

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by Grandma4lifers June 2, 2021

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

by vonLegs October 6, 2023

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016

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Lol u guys r cool

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by Kkentuking December 4, 2021

Dick-Dweller

A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.

Bro, Stacey broke up with me

How come?

She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once

Dude, she is such a dick-dweller

by The Shit Giggler March 10, 2024