Definitions by vonLegs

Pusstache 

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

Pusstache by vonLegs September 24, 2025

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

dick demotion by vonLegs October 6, 2023

flavor babe 

a flavor babe is a girl who likes pumpkin spiced lattes, frapps, Twilight, Empire, The Titanic and Netflix.

That flavor babe is always binging on shows with her Starbucks.

flavor babe by vonLegs September 10, 2016