a flavor babe is a girl who likes pumpkin spiced lattes, frapps, Twilight, Empire, The Titanic and Netflix.
by vonLegs September 10, 2016

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.
1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”
2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”
2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”
by vonLegs September 24, 2025
