Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..
Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022
mugGet the Dick ticklingmug.

dick

person1: you have a fat dick person2: you mean I have fat penis? person1: yes person2: aw fuck
by swear guy September 16, 2023
mugGet the dickmug.

Dick

Dick is one who lacks simple intelligence in some aspects. Lacks morals in Not all just some aspects.

(D.umb I.gnorant c.areless k.id)
your girlfirend is being a real dick. She should want to meet us. She knows how you feel about her and your family.
by Isaiahliac March 14, 2019
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick and testi torture

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022
mugGet the Dick and testi torturemug.

dick in

a form of control, domination, or staking claim
I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.

There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.

When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.

Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.

Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019
mugGet the dick inmug.

vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
mugGet the Dick matmug.

Share this definition