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vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.
"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
by Brownblood March 17, 2023
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
mugGet the shopping with your dickmug.

Dick Lipper

It’s a girl who is slutty. Dudes will gladly pass her around to their friends and if you have a girlfriend then she will go out of her way to suck his cock.
They should have Clair’s name right by the definition Dick lipper
by Bee and Fox April 20, 2023
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dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.
Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023
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blow dick

by Grandma4lifers June 2, 2021
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