ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

by play man October 8, 2021

No, ur granny is tranny

The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".

"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*

"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator

by Micheal with a b July 13, 2018

ur bro gay

this is a very powerful saying
use at your own RISK!!!
It works the best on girls without a father who have an older brother
It means your brother is gay

me: ur bro gay lol
fatherless girl: I know

by shmiigyツ April 14, 2022

ur

Ur is a person who will die for you. They are really hot and curvy making them irresistible

The woman I saw at the bar is an ur

by ikkswkiwqqweee June 11, 2020

ur mom

legally identified as a threat to literally everyone in the world never use this in a sentence (disclaimer)

billy hahahaha ur mom john fucking dies

by mypizzadied January 6, 2021

ur mom

YIOU SCUKING DEEZ NUTS BITCHSDH FUDSHDKSFJLSH

ur mom is so trash and fat

by Rayuu October 21, 2021

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021