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Jacob

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches
That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch
by J69696969 September 18, 2018
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Jacob

One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.
Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge
by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who has a dig bick
Girl 1: Omg Jacob's bick is so dig
Girl 2: I know
by Ja228 October 7, 2022
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Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.
by Msizzy January 6, 2020
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Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.
You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!
by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022
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Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!
by nickerballz August 8, 2024
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