Jack fye

Mostly likely the best football equipment manger known to mankind could go down as the best person to hand you a waterbotle

Who is the greatest equipment manger of all time JACK FYE

by 374748383 December 12, 2018

Flap Jacks

A Woman with breasts that are flat. Deflated Titties.

An old age home is a great place to find Flap Jacks.

by Leon June 20, 2004

longback jack

a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.

'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'

by clomofo January 7, 2010

A Jack Epstein

an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one's mom's balcony, but failing miserably and going on a homosexual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. He hurts himself really badly.

dude! I had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!

dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.

They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.

by sean "dickinass"wallace February 21, 2009

Jack Sparrow

Jack is cunning, witty and a little bit drunk. He is shoor of his self and determined to mett is goal.

"But why is the rum gone?"
"So... I ask you: Can you seal under a comand of a pirate?"
"Hair... From my back."
"If you were looking by a chance to tell her that you love her, mate. That was it."

by *Iri* November 28, 2003

Jack Harlowed

When your ass gets slapped so hard that a hand print is left behind, as in the song lyrics in Industry Baby - “sent her back to her boyfriend with my hand print on her ass cheek”

I got jack harlowed by my hinge date last night

by mellyrock October 12, 2021

jack session

word used in the car business when a customer "jacks you off" and wastes your time and doesnt buy a car.

person 1: "do you got a deal with those people"?
person 2: " nah, that was a total jack session"!

by bslack December 15, 2008