Drunk

I AM SOOOOOOOOO DRUNKKKKK, IIIIII SLATTTHERED MYSLEF WITHHHH BLOOOOOOOOOOODY BOOBS.

I AM SO DRUNK THAT I GOT IN A CAR CRASHHHH.

by IIIIIII AMMMMM DRUNKKKKKY DUDE June 1, 2019

Pippy Drunk

When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!

Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!

Your Pippy Drunk!

by Spunkinator November 21, 2019

Drunk G

A man or woman that can chug, lift, & conquer the world.

I want to be just like Drunk G when i grow up!

by Drunk Gorilla February 13, 2023

Drunk joined

When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.

I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.

by Big B! January 30, 2020

Geek Drunk

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.

Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.

by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013

Chris drunk

When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.

Bro, I just downed this 26... I'm gonna get Chris drunk tonight!

by Cescoto March 27, 2015

drunk eraser

A mythical eraser which undoes everything you don't remember doing the previous night.

Where's that drunk eraser at? Apparently I polluted facebook with mindless ramblings last night.

by Lancermannn March 19, 2010