Lunch Cunt

A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.

One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.

Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.

by kdawg4 April 17, 2009

muther cunt

A designation for the mother of all cunts. In fact it can be scientifically notated as: matriarchal vaginogenesis. Used as a compund descriptor of ones supreme cuntness. It can be used as a male title of mal-nobility as well or in general.

My sister walked in on me getting head from my boyfriend. She called me a whore! Said we interupted her playing 'vigaina D.J.' What a muther cunt!!!

by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014

Super Cunt

A very difficult or super unpleasant female, usually acting a fool, screaming, not being able to maintain their composure.

"That chick was a super cunt after she had 3 drinks"

by sizzology January 26, 2019

cunt asthma

When a cunt/vagina or so one is so immaculate it takes ones breath away

That Courtney's vajaja gave me cunt asthma bruh

by zombi6 April 3, 2017

cunt plunger

Another term for the male reproductive organ, see dick.

"Man, he tore me up using his cunt plunger".

by sbutter September 4, 2008

dogmatic cunt

in my term, dogmatic cunt means when someone is dogmatic and a cunt about your beliefs. a dogmatic cunt means someone being a super religious and judging other people's beliefs (no matter what belief of faith they're in ), telling them " you are going to hell if don't believe in jesus ". dogmatic cunts will ostracize you everyday for believing anything that is different.

~~say for instance

me:" well i'm not a christian and i believe in THIS instead.."

Some christian karen: "WHAT??! you don't beilieve in jesus???? YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!! "

me: WOOOWWWW!!! I'm not going to hell because you and I don't believe the same. screw off , you dogmatic cunt ! !

~~that's how you respond. .spread the word and have a great time using that word. peace out.

by KumoriAkuma April 9, 2021

Hummy cunts

A group of lads from wai col hostel who cannot be described with any word other than hummy

Jack Harley, Lochie Mcrae, Gus wakeling, Morgan Taylor and guy Percy are the biggest hummy cunts in the world but people such as Keegan Taplin are also very hummy

by Source unknown June 13, 2015