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cunt jackula

An uncommon sex act where a man reaches in to a girls vagina while he already has his penis inserted and masturbates himself. Similar to the turfucken only generally more dangerous as a mans hand will usually be larger than a females. Requires that the woman be very dilated or the man be very forceful. Named after the Transylvanian porn star who was the first to use this move on film, Count Jackula aka Rod the Impaler.
Johnny had been reading the forbidden version of the kama sutra, and waited until he had already fisted Suzy a few times before attempting the cunt jackula. She didn't seem to mind him jacking himself off inside her, in fact she seemed a little bored. He tried to spice things up for the sake of their marriage but in the end she just didn't find him that attractive any longer.
by Agutuk March 6, 2009
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Lazy cunt

A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.
The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"
by UNKNOWN_AMERICA_NFL November 17, 2014
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Cunt With Wings

A nickname for the small, yet rather arrogant Homeworld gem Aquamarine.
ex: Aquamarine is such an evil character, she's basically a cunt with wings
by defen_but_also_attac May 14, 2017
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Rugby Cunt

Someone who plays for the any rugby team and goes around doing press ups in bars, downing snakebite and puking it back up into the cup.

Before these drinking sessions occur, a game of touch cup is played in a bar, in which members of the team wank over the fact they managed to bounce the a coin into a cup. whilst shouting phrases such as LAD and GEEZER at around 132 decibels.
Brian: You'll like this.. check this out.

(a lad downs half a pint of snakebite and gets a semi)

Tom: What a rugby cunt!
by Hater 1. March 17, 2011
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Cunt Goat

a cunt is a whore. a goat is an animal. put it together.. whoreanimal.. :D get it. Cunt Goat
@SexJelena's Word is Cunt Goat she calls all her haters that. DON'T STEAL IT!
by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011
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cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.
Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.
by Der Komisar November 15, 2009
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Cunts In Armani

noun. A psuedonym and acronym for the Central Intelligence Agency, or C.I.A., of the United States.

'Cunts' being a reference to their nefarious nature of subverting global affairs for both their own and related benefactors' interests.

'Armani' being a reference to the brand of the suit of choice that many of their employees and agents prefer to wear on the job. However, it is also acknowledged that 'Brooks Brothers' is perhaps the most commonly worn suit brand.
"Hey Frank, do you see that there was another revolution in Latin America yesterday?"

"Yeh, sounds like the Cunts In Armani are at it behind the scenes again."
by baisiwen June 15, 2009
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