Circumjaculate

To masturbate and ejaculate while circumnavigating the world. Can also be used when traveling just a country or state.

This summer when I travel to Europe, It'll be a perfect time for me to fulfill my lifetime goal: to circumjaculate the world!

When we took that road trip to Florida, I was so backed up that I started getting blue balls, so sooner or later I had no choice but in taking the liberty of circumjaculation. I got so used to it I made it a habit at every time we stopped for gas.

Yeah, circumjaculation is fun, but not as cool as being in the Mile High Club.

I was such an idiot for not breaking up with my girlfriend before my trip to Europe therefore I had to resort to circumjaculation. I jacked off at every hotel and hostel I stayed at.

by Rif Raf 420 March 14, 2010

(circle) (z)

in lower case circle now --> code for small..except small is under circle...circle< --->E

(circle)'s<------> are (E)verything<----- >is 18(z)<-----> everyhitng is Z<----> u.d is the designer...z

^ ----> (above it smarter

".." = "--" <----> is (conn)ected to (z)<-> (Circle) (z)

remember lower case and uppercase dnt mean the same

(H.S) -----> (HIGH).SCHOOL).. z LITERALLY TRANSLATION....you were always zoootd in high school thats why you can play the game...(d)esigned around (zoooters)

by 18<-->Z August 17, 2011

Circle Jerk

A circle jerk is when a male or female pours blood in a circle around her/his gentitials and masturbates.

Steve: John is busy "circle-jerking" with a few of his stupid friends, wanna go have a real Circle Jerk?

by JamesSmithIsHere January 31, 2015

boston circus

is the act of cramming through incredible force more than one monkey up your partners anus then making them have a dump while still keeping monkey in butt. the monkeys are then removed and put in blender and smeared over the persons body, similer in taste and smell to a cleaveland steamer, but with a taste of africa.

i gave her a boston circus and she was left smelling like africa and turd, she deserves it though cause she's ugly.

by gerald67 September 8, 2008

Crop Circle

The ring of hair that forms around the nipple of a women after she has refused to shave for several days. The hair forms around the outer wall of the nipple and pokes up similar to that of a field of corn. The nipple resembles that of an alien space ship that has landed and then taken off.

My girlfriend Sandy walked into my room naked as a mole rat. I asked her, "Hey Sandy, will you shave your tits. You have a crop circle forming along each one which gives off a bad vibe for me and makes my dick limp."

by TurdFurggison October 21, 2010

Circumcensus

The procedure of systematically acquiring information about the uncircumcised members of a given room.

After scanning the men at the party, the foreskin obsessed Roberta began thinking of clever ways to conduct her circumcensus.

by BobbySouth October 11, 2016

Circle Jerk

To do the popular dance The Jerk, in a subway with a group of atleast 3 people, while chanting "Circle jerk! Circle jerk!" enthusiastically.
It is an extremely cool way to seem sophisticated in the subway situation.

1. Stef and Ali yelled at the passangers to circle jerk with them!
2. You can't circle jerk alone.
3."You're a jerk"
-"I know"

"So let's circle jerk!"
-"Okay!"

by DoubletroubleA March 1, 2010