sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008

monkey hop

To swing ones arms side by side while walking with a hop because of great joy/happiness.

Upon seeing his girlfriend, Phil monkey hopped towards her.

by African Lily April 5, 2017

mumble monkey

When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.

These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!

GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!

by Rymzer September 30, 2021

monkey puttzing

random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently

I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.

by murryxramone June 22, 2011

monkey calluses

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

by -__God__- December 19, 2018

monkey breast

gay kid, probably fat, might be black, definitely a fucking idiot.

god, i cant believe my sons hanging with that kid dylan again,

is he a monkey breast?

by dickballboy January 15, 2022

The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 29, 2011