《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

Is that what I meant when I said it

Because you're repeating the thing I said.

Hym "Is that what I meant when I said it? So, either you're illiterate or you know you're being a piece of shit and you think I'm not going to do anything about. Ok. The ONLY... Thing I am going to do in life... Is something about that thing you did just there. I refuse to do anything other than that."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

It isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up

You have never in your life said an intelligent thing and you likely never will.

Hym "So, it isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up. If you can get your cock sucked for nothing more than being fat, I can get paid for being intelligent. I don't give a fuck what we can both do I'm not doing a reality TV dating bullshit or whatever the fuck you want to call this. You have exacerbated this, like, significantly. Like, actually you did that. At least I'm giving credit where it's due."

A retard "He's obsessed with what I'm doing to him! Lock him up for being an obsessed person!"

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!

“Nigga did I just catch u wanting to be shit?”
(Smack)
-Uncle Ruckus Father

“Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!”
-Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks

by Xeno_The_Guy December 7, 2025

Why, when I was a boy...

Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".

Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019