Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.

We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.

by Chancey Pants January 4, 2010

Terassing

V. Terassing

Text harassment; sms harassing
The process of sending/recieving unwanted text messages

Quit terassing me! My phone can only hold so many text messages!

I don't want any more text messages.

I can't believe I'm being terassed like this!

by toalexworld April 28, 2010

Texas Chaw

The greatest sports team to grace this earth since the '92 cowboys. They drop dick and piss all over .40 core softballs! Their battle cry of "CHAW!!!!!!!", which is screamed after every spectacular double play is rolled or piss missile is launched, can be heard from sea to shining sea.

Jim Adler: What are we gonna name the team?
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!

by MRiDropDick2 August 12, 2010

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.

Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.

by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011

Texas Detergent

When you run out of detergent and use your semen as a substitute. Could leave white spots...

A: Did you use all the tide detergent?

B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.

by Lil Henry March 14, 2011

TexasDrew

A retarded ginger that sucks big cock and people will avoid him at all cost if he touches someone they will be infected with gingervitis and will be cursed to the life of a ginger for the rest of their lives, in other words hated and will try to be killed be vampire hunters.

He is as sensitive as a TexasDrew what a dumb faggot he should be shot!

by manuelsobesity April 27, 2011