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Tom Holland

No one on this earth is as special as Tom Holland. He is so kind, he is incredibly good looking, he’s a total clown (in a good way), he brings joy and happiness everywhere he goes, he’s a very considerate person, he’s responsible, he’s Spider-Man for crying out loud, he’s an inspiration to many, you can count on him, he has a huge heart full of lots of love and kindness, he’s brave, he’s respectful, he has an adorable dog Tessa, he’s polite, a real gentleman, very intelligent, he loves dogs, he makes people smile without even noticing, he’s witty just like me, he’s honest, he’s strong willed, he’s definitely gonna be the next James Bond, and just an absolute LEGEND. There is absolutely no one at all who’s as awesome and outstanding as Tom Holland.
Leighton: *Laughs*
Ava: “What are you laughing at?”
Leighton: “That guy over there acting like a clown!” *laughs harder*
Ava: “That must be Tom Holland!”
Leighton: “How would you know?”
Ava: “Well because he’s hot and because he’s acting like a fool!” *laughs*
Leighton: “Ohhh I see it now!”
*both laugh in unison*
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Tom Holland

A Tom Holland is the most attractive person alive. He is charming, funny, and an all out amazing fellow. He is married to Eleni Bridges. Even though nobody is perfect, he’s the closest anyone will get. His british humor and phrases have fans laughing about. He pronounces “croissant” like “quackson”. He says this is how the British pronounce it.
“Is that Tom Holland?”
Yeah, he’s so hot
by Professor Windthistle July 22, 2019
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Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
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TOM

Hey girl can’t go swimming today Tom is here.
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Tom Clinton

Tom Clinton is a cool geezer he is a gang member and he is a hard man . He likes men but is scarred to say it he also wet him self last night he plays fortnite with his brother and they do silly things on thier they want to be minecraft YouTubers when they are older and they both love man und
by Mr doggy156 July 28, 2019
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Tom Holland

Bob: hey wanna go to the movies

Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass

Bob: I uh gtg talk later

Me: shut up ranga
by P3AKFR3AK July 28, 2019
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Tom

The kind of cunt who gets massive penis time for rocks and shit like that.
Person 1: You know that guy Tom?
Person 2: Yeah the guy who fucks trees.
Person1: yeah what a sick fuck.
by Tom's nice arse November 5, 2019
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