Jesus' sake

When annoying guys are bugging you and your boyfriend of why you didn't change your Facebook relationship status

"for jesus' sake! Just because we didn't change our Facebook status doesn't mean it's the end of the world..."

by Bambiloverzz October 28, 2011

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jesus and kfc

Code name for Anthony shoving his cock in a piece of chicken and using his piss as dipping sauce.

Wow that guys over there was pulling a Jesus and KFC.

by KFC Hangover February 20, 2015

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coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2018

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jesus hammond

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

by orangebuzz2000 December 12, 2007

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