If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.
A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
A form of suicide where the person slits their wrists, and then proceeds to masturbate and shit and fast as they can. If all goes according to plan the person should shit and nut as the bleed out and die.
"Did you hear? Bill committed neopolitan suicide last night! When the police found the body it was a mess and a whole lot of questions!"
When you bring someone who secretly hates you into your house and they try to cancel you while you're In And Out Of Sleep, but you switch it up & pull the uno reverse card and expose them & later get the attorneys involved...
"He'sStephanie Suing me right now..." -Trisha Paytas