Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person

"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."

by Exodus VI January 25, 2016

Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

Shad Nut

A person who generally tends to try too hard to be funny. Such as, yelling out random things in class, saying cringy shit. Also likes to fish and and the fish likes them back.

"You see that kid over there, he's a total shad Nut."

by ThatBoiJW April 9, 2019

Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

nut sack

A sack of nuts. There are many types of nuts, such as coconuts, peanuts, almonds, cashews, and you can actually collect and carry the nuts around in a special bag called a nut sack. Once you're ready to eat them, you can also stick the nuts into your mouth! But be careful, you might choke!

"I brought my nut sack to work yesterday."
"Where is it? Can I see?"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Charlesworth Nuts

The act of inserting your testicles inside of a vagina

Brook: "So, anything happen after you left the club with that girl last night?"
Michael: "Not much, just gave her the Charlesworth Nuts"

by MyNameJeth September 13, 2019

Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.

She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020