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Monkey on car

Fuck off
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
by Pridezasin May 1, 2020
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Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys
He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
by Babypac May 2, 2020
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Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.
John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."
by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020
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monkey timeloop

Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.
"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."
by Bukas July 12, 2020
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mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...
by Ham face July 18, 2020
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The Thunder Monkeys

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys
Me too
by dickdickpoopoo August 4, 2020
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Monkey episodes

A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)
looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.
by Lunna October 15, 2020
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