21st of july

National Jared Appreciation day!!

Yo what day is it today?
It's the 21st of july
You mean 𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ?
Abso-fucking-lutely right!

by ave xp July 20, 2022

26th of july

Molly and Jim day

Molly and Jim became friends on the 26th of July, #we’rebesties.

by Molmoo July 22, 2022

29th of Julyy

Only the hottest, most beautiful people were born on this day! If you have a July 29th friend then you have no hope which is probably why people are jealous of u! If u are born on this day then I am jealous!!!

Person 1: “It’s my birthday today!” (29th of Julyy)
Person 2: “Damnnnn u fine”

by Yourmumsfatass July 24, 2022

no juice july

the same thing as no nut november. only its for girls/anyone with a vag. they can't finger, touch their vag, take nudes, send nudes, watch porn, squirt, and nothing else.

Boy: FINALLY!

Girl: What?

Boy: It's no juice july!

Girl: Fuck.

by Facts 100% November 2, 2022

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

truly unruly july

July 15th. A British national holiday for getting truly unruly in July.

tom: are we celebrating truly unruly july?
peter: ofcourse. I will get the booze.

by david9457 June 29, 2023