Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 05, 2019

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January 11th 2008

People who have this birthdate are gay. Any year before or after that are considered straight, except for this one

"Hey he's born on the 11th of January back in 2008!"
"January 11th 2008? Oh yeah, he's definitely gay"

by TheBabyTheBabyTheBabyLetsgo November 23, 2021

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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 12, 2020

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