12th of January 

murder someone named lara day

Jack: Aye it is 12th of january aka murder someone named Lara day
Lara: * runs away to germany*

12th of January by Mr.Quack lookinass tf November 8, 2019

10. January 2002 

The date where the most wonderful and kind person is born. Sometimes this person can be a little shy but after you get to know her you will see how amazing she is. This person is very special

Damn she is born on 10. January 2002, she smol.

10. January 2002 by jexnni January 9, 2021

Jizz Jar January 

This month is about having to store all of your nut in one jar, once done you can dispense it or drink it if that's your thing.

OH my, Mary I'm doing Jizz jar January

Jizz Jar January by RTRDCK November 4, 2018

9th of January

The 9th of January is yet again...
You guessed it, Skip Day for Highschool Kids...
I'm sorry Elementary Rebels, but you gotta be in school...
On this day it is recommended to do something nice for your friends as well, possibly go to the movies (if there is any good ones) or take them all to Lunch (Or just your special someone)
Have fun out there on the 9th because I'm sure I will
Dont forget, there is no penalty for skipping on this day.

Principal: Why was nobody at school yesterday?

Teacher: I have no clue.

Student: Allow me to help you answer that question. It was Skip Day for Highschool Kids. Check it out on Urban Dictionary, 9th of January.

9th of January by _.Urban-Dictionary._ December 11, 2019

4th January 

International Far Cry Day.

The day all nerds HAVE TO play Far Cry.

And anyone else who owns the game

"Hey bro guess what day it is!! 4th January!! My birthday!!"

"Yeah like I care. Today's International Far Cry Day."

"oh ok"

4th January by xShadyboii October 31, 2019

19th of January 

One of the holiest day of the year because it’s the day god was born

Oh! It’s the 19th of January, let’s go celebrate God’s birthday at the church!

19th of January by Middleagegod October 15, 2019

Ass Grab January 

Following the events of "Destroy dick December" and its influence in popularity in 2018, "Ass Grab January" is an event starting on the first of January, when Male and Female have to grab their opposite genders Ass(Butt) based on the numbers of days. This means you must only touch the person's butt once if started on January 1st and only twice on Jan. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st. So with all that said have Fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"You see in Ass Grab January its Grab or be Grabbed"

Ass Grab January by Ghetto Santa November 27, 2018