Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

January 12th

Attack big necked people

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today

Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.

by seam123 January 12, 2025

January 1

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.

teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated

by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022

january 1st

simp for an anime character day

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

by killuaswife December 22, 2020

Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018