u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood

Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess

by XxSavage pandaxX March 09, 2017

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 14, 2016

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 12, 2023

Haydn Wood

whale

haydn wood is a whale

by pickerstree August 02, 2020

Haydn wood

He is a sexy mother fucker and loves a bit of tabs

Haydn wood get ya tits out

by Fisherman tabs August 02, 2020

Mike woods.

A light skinned Tyler ass nigga

Bra, you a mike woods. ass nigga

by Treevibe3678 May 23, 2016

wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013