goontosis 

One reaching a state of cosmos level gooning.

“He reached goontosis before leaving the word of mortals joining the gooning gods.

goontosis by Carl marxxxxxxx March 8, 2024

Goonvana 

Goonvana(Goon-vaughn-ah) is the belief that Gooning will bring you tranquility and harmony. Goonvana was founded in the year 600 BCE by the great Goonmaster himself. Goonvana is not only a state of mind but it's a lifestyle; it may also be seen as a place for all your wildest hallucinations to come true such as hentai, zoophilia, Feet fetishes Necrophilia, Inflatophilia, Coprophilia, Gerontophilia, and much more following Goonvana means you have committed to goon for at least eight hours a day. The process is very difficult and grueling at the start but after nineteen years you reach a sense of true enlightenment and inner peace. This feeling is known as Principal Goonvana. When on the journey of reaching the highest state of Goonvana the follower must travel from their homeland on foot to Siberia wearing nothing but a G String. The follower will find the highest mountain top where he will remove the undergarment and even though the unbearable cold is fighting their erect penis they must push through. If they do, the acolyte will finally gain the abilities of Principal Goonvana and become even closer to the great Goonmaster.

Mr Belding went to the top of Korona Altaya in Siberia and became a true Goonvana master.

Goonvana by 00EROS March 8, 2024

Gooning 

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

Gooning by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

goonvana 

The ultimate state of serenity and peacefulness after an extensive period of gooning. This can only be reached by those of elite status and is a major milestone in one’s brain rot career.

After looking into the eyes of the skibussy, I reached goonvana.

goonvana by Timothythesixth March 11, 2024

goonvana 

Goonvana is a state of mind. one that lets the human body and soul free of limitation of sociatal rules. It’s a place where one can act freely and goon to their extent.

Jaskn edged so hard he passed out and ended up in goonvana, he was..free.

goonvana by mulchUPmyass March 11, 2024

Goonlation 

A revelation found while in the act of gooning

Person 1: Damn bro you have any new ideas recently?
Person 2: Yeah bro I had this goonlation late last night, what if munting isn't really the new meta?
Person 1: Damn bro that's deep

Goonlation by goontownlation March 11, 2024

goonvana 

The ultimate calming state of goon.

“I have finally reached goonvana!”

goonvana by WhyNil March 12, 2024